Monday, April 2, 2007

.... - HoLy mOndaY - ....

-what a night!!!-

ive got 4 tickets.. but unfortunately, only one of my pals made it.. how pathetic.. i thought it will be a waste of time, but in a couple of minutes, we find ourselves laughing with these fuckin' hosts that makes fun of the audiences.. but the compliment, they have the voice.. whatever these stupid audience's request, the fact is that they can sing.. well enough.. not bad at all.. as we enjoy this fuckin' show, i said to my pal, "gee, i need to go the comfort room".. so i excused myself and went to the cr.. as i entered the comfort room, i noticed these men, who wears some kind of a silly uniform, doing a massage on one of the gringos.. then as i began to pee in the urinal.. this bullshit suddenly grabbed me on the shoulders and started to massage my back!.. it took me a minute to finish my pee, then this bullshit continued to do his massaging then bolted, "sir, kayo na po bahala, kahit magkano po, sa tip lang po kami kumikita.."; bloody hell!.. im not a fuckin' gay!.. i refused it and made an alibi that im gonna be back, just to get past these bullshits.. i never knew that a comedy bar has this some kind of the "massage thing", and their doing it in the comfort rooms, (of men only).. after those bullshit, the main performer is on.. he's fuckin' late.. the night goes on as he keeps on his fuckin' attitude.. making fun of foreigners, especially japanese, asking for money and sings to his last breath.. we decided to go home at 4am.. while my pal is sleeping soundly in their house, i ended up in this fuckin computer shop typing this fuckin' blog post!.. what the?!!.. im suppposed to be sleeping ryt?.. it's past 4am, and im burying myself in this gruesome computer shoP???.. fuck.. this is misery... (",)

2 comments:

brattyeca said...

nice one!! gnda ng experience vernon... hahahahaha! san comedy bar ba yan? mwon tlgang gnyan.. kya ingat ka next time... wawa nmn ikaw..... take care.. :P

The Story Teller said...

what's a gringo btw? my gosh nakakasira ng ego! =';'=